- has a brother, doesn't really get on very well with him :/ - sorry roman - sorry for all the high standards - hasn't had the best of luck when it comes to cop partners, they always end up dead??? - except for ben, you go ben - complete hardass - has cheekbones you don't want to mess with - sits in the dark in motels drinking whiskey - manpain cliche - may or may not pretty woman a prostitute who knows /eyes joe - I TOLD YOU I WOULDN'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY here's a gif
- total dog, even when he's not an actual dog - loveliest guy ever, total poster boy for the police in general - also a complete idiot - best friends with his partner morgs!!!! - kasper is his lil buddy!!!!!! - team ben - team beer - team best friends and happy days - will hit jake in the face one day he's sure of it
• a son of the infamous carter family • they're bad people • except he got caught and is being given no option but to work for the cops :'| • giving them a criminal's insight into security shit so that they can catch criminals better • he doesn't like it or them very much • but he has to do it • because he'd choose prison but they threatened him with much worse so >[ • has a lot more time for vanessa than he does for most other cops bc they share histories kinda • has a bad habit of doing things that are likely to get him killed. see: affair with a judge's spouse?! • and winking inappropriately at people he shouldn't be winking at • oh and his family want him dead too • sucks to be him • except the police pay him • except it's just nowhere near as much as he could earn robbing banks :c • oh and he's 6'3 tall and broad and big and yep
- look at his username - seriously look at it - that's it, that's the character - ex-soldier bro (hi jakey, hi asher) yet somehow the most sane to come out of his unit - just likes the fact he gets paid to hit people with truncheons - really dislikes ben sorry ben they got in to an argument once and that was it - best foes forever
• nobody fucking well calls him theodore • unless they want a smack in the mouth • he leads riot squads and shit • because he's pretty good at pushing people around and containing the violence • so long as he doesn't have to contain his own temper • secretly has a massive boner for dudes • but has repressed it so so so so so far down • he's a bit homophobic • btw he hates ben too • but he can't really name a good reason why except that one time he went a little too close to his best mate in rehab and yeahhhh
- used to be vanessa keene - keene = crazy violent drug family - joined the police asap aged 18 - pretty much devoted her entire life to hunting down her own family members - often targeted by her own family; effectively disowned!! - has an unhealthy chocolate + red wine coping mechanism
• too nice for his own good • makes solomon coffee from the machine • because he's a rookie and nobody can tell him not to be a nice person ok!!!!! :o) • except for vanessa but kasper doesn't think she'd do that • because she's the most amazing woman on the planet ever • maybe has a hideous backstory • involving one or more of the gangs (HEY THIS SHOULD BE THE CARTERS OR THE KEENES CLEARLY) • and human trafficking shit • which just wasn't cool guys • but he's still too nice
• whose name is just that • handsome • bob • unless you're the guy who gets away with calling him pretty robert • who happens to be the same guy bob has gay feelings for • because he's a poof • and a getaway driver • he really likes cars and watching road wars in rubbish hotels with jonny • and runs really bloody fast from the police somehow except that one time he got caught and almost got sent to prison • BUT APART FROM THAT EVERYTHING IS FINE
- ex-copper - probably knows a whole bunch of coppers - now definitely 100% a Bad Man - his (secret) wife/partner got killed on the job and michael blames The Establishment - has thrown himself in to criminal life - gun thug for hire - aligns himself with the biggest and the worst gangs only because that gives him more exposure to running in to his old friends in the force - because he totally wants to cause massive harm to all y'all sorry
• """""""""""escort""""""""""" • police escort • no not that kind • the naughty kind • services the criminal underworld too oops • super secret informant to the cops also • what a lot of hats this guy wears • perpetually aggravated by his twin bro but would be utterly destroyed if anything ever happened to that wind-up merchant • WLTM tall, dark and handsome man to pluck him out of his life HEY ROB THAT'S YOU BTW DUDE • except he's not going to just come out and say that because that would mean he'd have to be good at something other than sex! LOOOOOL • not a natural blonde no
- sells information like candy - homeless and proud ? - really pretentious - like, glues the locks of banks and thinks he's defeating the government or something - pretty much knows who everyone is - and where to find them - but if you want to know the real dirt then you gotta go visit his twin
no gif but its jared leto you know what jared leto looks like
• ohhhhh he's rather bored patching so many of you up • and he has a terrible bedside manner • but he's good at what he does so he can stay • he's also distractingly pretty • it's ok to fancy him if you're straight • honestly
• younger bro to rob that cop in vice • might be a porn star • might really enjoy it • might have a slight chip on his shoulder FUCK YOUR HIGH STANDARDS ROB • might be a bit of a dick • idk • yes rob he's taking the piss out of your profession • in his pornos
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COPPERS
VICE SQUAD
ROBERT QUINN
- sorry roman
- sorry for all the high standards
- hasn't had the best of luck when it comes to cop partners, they always end up dead???
- except for ben, you go ben
- complete hardass
- has cheekbones you don't want to mess with
- sits in the dark in motels drinking whiskey
- manpain cliche
- may or may not pretty woman a prostitute who knows /eyes joe
- I TOLD YOU I WOULDN'T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY here's a gif
DANNY REED
- loveliest guy ever, total poster boy for the police in general
- also a complete idiot
- best friends with his partner morgs!!!!
- kasper is his lil buddy!!!!!!
- team ben
- team beer
- team best friends and happy days
- will hit jake in the face one day he's sure of it
CONSULTANTS / OTHER
SOLOMON CARTER
• they're bad people
• except he got caught and is being given no option but to work for the cops :'|
• giving them a criminal's insight into security shit so that they can catch criminals better
• he doesn't like it or them very much
• but he has to do it
• because he'd choose prison but they threatened him with much worse so >[
• has a lot more time for vanessa than he does for most other cops bc they share histories kinda
• has a bad habit of doing things that are likely to get him killed. see: affair with a judge's spouse?!
• and winking inappropriately at people he shouldn't be winking at
• oh and his family want him dead too
• sucks to be him
• except the police pay him
• except it's just nowhere near as much as he could earn robbing banks :c
• oh and he's 6'3 tall and broad and big and yep
TACTICAL
JACK SOUTHEY
- seriously look at it
- that's it, that's the character
- ex-soldier bro (hi jakey, hi asher) yet somehow the most sane to come out of his unit
- just likes the fact he gets paid to hit people with truncheons
- really dislikes ben sorry ben they got in to an argument once and that was it
- best foes forever
THEO TAIT
• unless they want a smack in the mouth
• he leads riot squads and shit
• because he's pretty good at pushing people around and containing the violence
• so long as he doesn't have to contain his own temper
• secretly has a massive boner for dudes
• but has repressed it so so so so so far down
• he's a bit homophobic
• btw he hates ben too
• but he can't really name a good reason why except that one time he went a little too close to his best mate in rehab and yeahhhh
WHO THE FUCK LET WILL KRUGER IN
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ORGANISED CRIME
VANESSA KAYE
- keene = crazy violent drug family
- joined the police asap aged 18
- pretty much devoted her entire life to hunting down her own family members
- often targeted by her own family; effectively disowned!!
- has an unhealthy chocolate + red wine coping mechanism
KASPER KENNEDY no that's not his real name
• makes solomon coffee from the machine
• because he's a rookie and nobody can tell him not to be a nice person ok!!!!! :o)
• except for vanessa but kasper doesn't think she'd do that
• because she's the most amazing woman on the planet ever
• maybe has a hideous backstory
• involving one or more of the gangs (HEY THIS SHOULD BE THE CARTERS OR THE KEENES CLEARLY)
• and human trafficking shit
• which just wasn't cool guys
• but he's still too nice
CRIMINALS
GANGS
HANDSOME BOB
• handsome
• bob
• unless you're the guy who gets away with calling him pretty robert
• who happens to be the same guy bob has gay feelings for
• because he's a poof
• and a getaway driver
• he really likes cars and watching road wars in rubbish hotels with jonny
• and runs really bloody fast from the police somehow except that one time he got caught and almost got sent to prison
• BUT APART FROM THAT EVERYTHING IS FINE
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"STRAUSS"
- probably knows a whole bunch of coppers
- now definitely 100% a Bad Man
- his (secret) wife/partner got killed on the job and michael blames The Establishment
- has thrown himself in to criminal life
- gun thug for hire
- aligns himself with the biggest and the worst gangs only because that gives him more exposure to running in to his old friends in the force
- because he totally wants to cause massive harm to all y'all sorry
SOLO
"JONNY"
- lying liar!!!
JAY RHODES
- totally in love with bob (sorry bob)
JOE
• police escort
• no not that kind
• the naughty kind
• services the criminal underworld too oops
• super secret informant to the cops also
• what a lot of hats this guy wears
• perpetually aggravated by his twin bro but would be utterly destroyed if anything ever happened to that wind-up merchant
• WLTM tall, dark and handsome man to pluck him out of his life HEY ROB THAT'S YOU BTW DUDE
• except he's not going to just come out and say that because that would mean he'd have to be good at something other than sex! LOOOOOL
• not a natural blonde no
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JEREMIAH "JEZ" LAWRENCE
- homeless and proud ?
- really pretentious
- like, glues the locks of banks and thinks he's defeating the government or something
- pretty much knows who everyone is
- and where to find them
- but if you want to know the real dirt then you gotta go visit his twin
no gif but its jared leto you know what jared leto looks like
THE COURT HOUSE
LAWYERS
GABRIEL NEWMAN
definitely not the angel gabriel nope- gonna bang all you assholes up in jail yep
- really likes jazz trumpet
- shut up eros get out
MEDICAL
DR. MAX WARREN
• and he has a terrible bedside manner
• but he's good at what he does so he can stay
• he's also distractingly pretty
• it's ok to fancy him if you're straight
• honestly
OTHER
CELEBS-- ENTERTAINERS
ROMAN QUINN
• might be a porn star
• might really enjoy it
• might have a slight chip on his shoulder FUCK YOUR HIGH STANDARDS ROB
• might be a bit of a dick
• idk
• yes rob he's taking the piss out of your profession
• in his pornos
this face rn